Here’s the thing: if you’re like most Pittsburgh pet parents, you already have 4,237 photos of your dog on your phone. (Not a guess. That’s the national average. Probably.)
There’s the one where she’s making that “don’t touch my paw” face. The one where he’s mid-zoomie and blurry but somehow iconic. That one where you swore you’d both be in the but ended up with half a nostril and a paw.
But you’re here now, thinking about going beyond the camera roll. Something professional. Something meaningful. Something that doesn’t involve bribing your dog with deli meat and awkwardly yelling “SIT. STAY. FOR THE LOVE OF BACON, PLEASE STAY!”
Welcome. You’re my people.
And after years of photographing Pittsburgh’s most wild, wiggly, weird, and wonderful dogs (and their humans), I can tell you: the clients who really thrive in the Bark & Gold experience? The ones who walk away with not just heirloom artwork but full hearts and zero regrets? They all fall into one of three types.
So, which one are you?
(And yes—there’s a quiz for this because you’re fancy like that. Link below.)
1. The Sentimental Storyteller
You’re the one who saves every single birthday card your dog’s gotten from Grandma. You whisper, “How did I get so lucky?” at least once a day while he naps next to you. And if you even think about the day he’s no longer here, you need to go cry into his fur for a minute.
You’re the kind of person who refers to your dog as your soulmate and is absolutely not joking, who has feelings (big ones) every time your pup curls up next to you, tilts her head, or greets you like it’s been 30 years since you left for groceries, and who keeps a box of cards, collars, or puppy teeth from years ago. (No judgment. I see you.)
You’re not just in this for “nice photos.” You want the heart of your dog captured—the look, the feeling, the moments you never want to forget. That soulful stare. The way he rests his chin on your leg. The way she knows when you’re having a bad day and silently decides, I’m on snuggle duty now.
You’re here for the emotional storytelling. For the legacy. For the once-in-a-lifetime moments that you know won’t last forever. Your biggest worry? That you’ll blink and suddenly forget the way your dog’s ears twitch when you say “walk” or how he melts into your side after a long day.
This session? It’s your love letter to them. And sure, you may get a little misty-eyed at the ordering appointment (OK, a lot), but those tears? 100% worth it.
Your session vibe is slow, meaningful, and full of connection. Your must-haves: a fine art album, a bespoke canvas masterpiece where you can see it every day, and probably a gift print for your therapist.
2. The Statement Wall Star
You’re a sucker for clean lines and natural light. Your home could be in a West Elm catalog if your throw pillows weren’t always being “rearranged” by a certain four-legged roommate. You know your color palette, and you will not be hanging something that clashes with your carefully curated vibe.
You want art. Real art. Something elevated, stylish, and personal that makes guests stop mid-sentence and go, “Wait—is that your dog?!”
And yes, it is. Looking like a masterpiece. Because that’s what he is.
You love your dog (obviously), but you also love stunning design. You’re not here for a thousand digital files collecting dust in an online gallery or folder—you want artwork that integrates seamlessly into your space and complements your aesthetic.
For you, a Bark & Gold session is about translating that love into tangible, tasteful décor that doesn’t scream “I heart dogs!” so much as it whispers, “this home tells a story.” You value quality over quantity, and you’re so here for handcrafted frames, custom finishes, and curated, museum-worthy pieces.
You’re the one who walks into the ordering appointment already knowing where the piece will go, what frame style you want, and why the brushed gold finish works better with your dining room light fixture.
We approach your session with the intention of designing something chic, intentional, Pinterest-worthy. You have no doubt that you’re walking away with a wall art grouping that says “I know design,” an acrylic block for your workspace, and maybe just one more mini for the hallway, because balance.
3. The Legacy Preserver
Go big or go home? Please. You go big at home. You’ve been excited about this since the second you booked, possibly longer. You believe every dog moment is a photo-worthy occasion…and you’re absolutely right.
This is your thing. You don’t just like experiences—you live for them. If there’s a way to mark a memory, you’re doing it. And if it means getting portraits that capture the full joy, chaos, and spirit of your dog? You’re all in. You want the full Bark & Gold experience, from planning your session around golden hour to walking out of your ordering appointment with an entire collection that captures everything.
You’re the client who reminds me why I do this: because every moment with our dogs matters. And because sometimes, “extra” is exactly the right amount. You believe in going all out, because this dog? This is your heart on four legs.
You don’t want to miss a single second of the joy. And guess what? That energy? It’s contagious. You’re the one who brings the fun, the laughter, the memories that turn into magic.
You’re here to capture big energy, bigger heart, and all the feels. You’ve got your heart set on the Gold or Silver Collection (you know, because you don’t do halfway), a folio box to hold all your faves, and a portrait trio you forgot you ordered but end up loving equally as much.
So…Which One Are You?
Maybe you’re all three. Maybe you’re somewhere in between. Maybe something totally different. But if you read this and felt seen—even just a little—then we’re already halfway to making something unforgettable. Take the quiz to find out your pet parent style and how to get the most from your Bark & Gold experience.
And if you’re already nodding like, Yep. That’s me, then let’s do this. Your dog won’t stay this little, this silly, this soulful forever. But your portraits? Those stay.
Ready to see your story come to life? From the session experience to the artwork you’ll proudly display, we’ll design it all around you and the dog who makes your world better. Simply choose your adventure below to begin.